i honestly love getting messages from you guys so much it makes my day even if you’re just saying hi or something it’s nice to know you’re acknowledging my existence
Babies sneezing is the best thing
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
↳ Chapter One: The Day We Meet
"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."
12 Hours until Book 3 finale begins!
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying
my chopsticks know i’m white
Why give her a dozen roses when you can give her chicken nuggets?